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Friday, October 14, 2005

Bisexual Me & Indian gods

Yes.

You read the headings correctly. My company decided to tailor each of us associates a suit, given that my boss insisted that we dress better,therefore it would start with each of us owning a decent suit.

The tailor, a supposed Mr Shiva (and mind you, isn't that supposed to be the name of a god?), well - he did something pretty miracalous for me.

He created an artificial crotch for me.

Mr Shiva @ demi god originates from the old school Sparksman's Shop and decided to come out on his own to make his own cash. He's one smooth talker, with slinky hairdo, bright-Darlie smile and always manages to convince you to go for the most expensive cloth, even when you don't need it.

Anyway, I tailor made a high waisted pants, and somehow, with the second fitting round - when I actually sit down - I have a CROTCH ! It's the guy pants " zip" that sticks out so obvious, that I simply can't wear it to a clients meeting, lest they think I'm BI!

No offense to BI's but I'm straight out all the way - a girl!

Not to mention, that I tailormade a long coat - something like the trenchcoat style. If you notice Zara's designs, it's supposed to be rather elegant looking, sharp but still feminine with cut in waist and all - but I look like a MAN when I wear it!

There goes my respect for any demigods in general - Shiva to that effect.

But somehow, to the credit of worshipping Hindu's with Deepavali around the corner, Annalakshimi still gives me a good impression, especially with the vegetarian restaurant in Mid Valley which serves DA BEST, most tasty, spread of vegetarian.

You get your fresh yogurt, that tantalizing dried chilli (hot to the core!), mixed spice rice, ladoo, just right texture kinda dhal, vegetarian curry - anything that suits the Indian banana leaf streak in you!

And best of all - we PAY what we want to PAY.

There's no fixed ceiling or floor price, it's what you want to give, as a contribution at the end of the day.

Check it out here: http://www.midvalley.com.my/shop/annalakshmi.html

-jade-

1 comment:

deadpo8t said...

*embarassed*...LOL! dgnutla you! =)